Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML
Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
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UmmOkThen 31
Don't leave your stuff in the laundry room, that's like rule number one. It's a hard lesson, but I bet you won't make that mistake again.
frmicolo 5
Be positive. It was also half full.
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Comments (99)
pussystank 18
Tell you what bitch, yo ass bettah find dat mothafucka and slap da piss out of his stupid ass.
swaggyswagswag 17
At least it was half full and you didn't lose all of it though
XmasaX 24
I would invest in a washer/dryer, unless you can't for some reason. But take care of your stuff.
game0ver_fml 18
Sorry, but you totally deserved it for leaving your stuff unattended. Any jackass with half a brain knows better.
skippydoda 32
You left expensive clothing alone? YDI for breaking the first rule of the laundry room.
Doctor_W_H_O 18
Sorry to hear that, don't leave your stuff laying around though as this exact thing could happen
foxwasalamb 24
wait, i remember seeing this one in the moderator section. and it was a different story. something along the lines of their bf or mother getting mad and taking all their stuff, putting it outside, and putting a free note on it.
jkp1291 25
How long were you gone?
gobiteme2 34
It sucks when people steal. But YDI for leaving it out. Next time take laundry back for mom to do, hopefully she will not steal it if you leave the house.
TheDevilsTrill 9
Never ever leave your stuff unattended. Ever. People sharing laundry rooms are asshats. That's my experience, anyway, having to share one in college dorms. Keep an eye out for your stuff on other people and put up flyers and such asking for your stuff back. FYL, OP. I hoped you learned your lesson.
snarkytruth 37
Check with landlord to see if there is a camera. Leave flyers in the laundry room. Good luck but don't expect much other than a painful lesson you'll likely never forget.