Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML
Today, I had a Biochemistry exam. I studied all night but took a nap to get some rest because my exam was in the morning. I woke up at 10, feeling very confident. My exam was at 9. FML
Today, I found out that yesterday's exam, which I left almost blank, had been leaked 3 hours prior. I hadn't been able to see it because my phone was out of juice. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
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YayAmerica 0
This is why I never leave during tests. Too paranoid.
noype 0
Tell them if it was you you would have been smart enough to flush the cheat sheet.
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Comments (69)
shalizzz 0
Why does everyone assume the OP didn't study beforehand? Have you ever been to college? Have you ever had an important exam? I study all the time.......really, all the librarians know me......and the cleaning ladies in the library.....BUT, I go to Law School, which means I have hundreds and hundreds of pages of information to memorise for every single subject. So I sometimes pull all-nighters for the very difficult exams.
htownlove 0
I've seen one like this before...
Euphoria96 0
wht does OP mean..
KJLD5 0
may I ask why u wasted ur time writing the first half? :P
KJLD5 0
damn that's stupid
KJLD5 0
or u couldve only said the last few lines
dfergy 5
i agree with 25. who cares what you do? just laugh at the fml and move on. nobody cares about your 7 hour sleep cycle.
pita2423 10
I had something similar happen to me only our whole class cheated. as in my entire grade. and we got caught. and u should be fine as long as u don't get a one hundred on it.
twloha94 9
I agree with your username OP, **** bio indeed!
rubberduck_of_doom 31
You kinda deserve it... Had you started studying sooner you wouldn't have had to pull an all-nighter hence you wouldn't have had to go to the toilet during the exam.... Learn to manage your time better and start studying sooner rather than later...