Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML
Today, I had a Biochemistry exam. I studied all night but took a nap to get some rest because my exam was in the morning. I woke up at 10, feeling very confident. My exam was at 9. FML
Today, I found out that yesterday's exam, which I left almost blank, had been leaked 3 hours prior. I hadn't been able to see it because my phone was out of juice. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
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YayAmerica 0
This is why I never leave during tests. Too paranoid.
noype 0
Tell them if it was you you would have been smart enough to flush the cheat sheet.
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Comments (69)
stotanswmrun 0
only at tech
roflcobra 4
+1
yttcan 0
Lol good guess. This really was at Tech. Biol1510.
forthelulz_fml 0
I love how all of these people on here criticize your study method, but it's pretty much the standard at Tech. I did it for Def Bods and Thermo, got Bs in both classes. Sleep is for the weak.
sportsnut 0
YDI, if you would have gone and done the work beforehand, you would not have needed to cram the night before, would not have needed all of the energy drinks, soda, and coffee. Next time try studying more than a week before the exam dumbass
musicislife1995_fml 0
what the **** does needing to go to the bathroom in the day have anything to do with what you drank at night?
capthavoc123 0
Are you a retard? Do you think the food and water you take in just vanishes into some parallel dimension when it goes into your body? If you drink a lot of water late at night, you're gonna have to piss in the morning.
Kenziechristinee 0
ahahahahaaha (:
vikki80 0
maybe if u studied before hand u wouldn't be in this trouble YDI for being dumb
sweet_as_arsenic 0
I say the OP is WEAK for needing all that shit just to stay up all night. Last week I stayed up for 40 hours straight: went to 6 classes, took a chemistry exam, did a crap load of homework, went dragon-boating, wrote a 5pg paper and taught my friend to skateboard, all without even one drop of caffeine. Toughen up bro.
musicislife1995_fml 0
#38 well OBVIOUSLY there's time to piss before the exam, dumbasss. they wouldn't just have people pissing all over the place
fbp6277 0
You're not supposed to drink so many energy drinks. That's really dangerous.
ihatestupidppl 0
Dude, time management. If the test is at 8am and you really wanna go the "all-nighter" route and study until the last minute, study until 7, maybe 7:15 (assuming you live on campus and don't need too much time to travel). Then, do all that pre-test stuff before getting to the exam room: make sure you have your pens & pencils ready, a calculator if you need it, your ID, anything else your proctor needs you to bring in...and TAKE A LEAK before you get into the test room! (I guess the argument can be made that you didn't have to go then, but I would find that hard to believe after you drank all that liquid all night long.)
yttcan 0
For everyone who's saying the same thing. I went beforehand like, at 7:55. I still had to go again.
xlovepinkx 0
Did we learn a lesson about last minute cramming?
starbeam 0
well, i assume you wouldn't have done awesome on the exam anyways, no possible way any amount of stimulants would cover for a decent night of sleep and preparation before hand.