Today, after my two credit cards were stolen, thousands were charged before I could cancel. The thief dropped nearly $1,000 at Juicy Couture, so she/he is somewhere laughing at me in a magenta, rhinestoned "leisure suit." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML
Today, I was shopping in an upscale store. As I was changing, I heard one of the snobby saleswomen say to mine "You shouldn't bother. She isn't going to buy anything." Determined to "show her", I purchased everything I'd tried on. It came to around $500. My credit card was declined. FML
Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML
Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise when they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML
Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML
Today, I finally paid off the massive debt on my credit card. I came home only to find that almost everything I owned had been repossessed an hour before I paid the debt. FML
Today, I found out my identity was stolen. The person got credit cards in my name and didn't pay the bills, which has ruined my near perfect credit. The worst part about all of this is that I can't turn the person in. It's my mom, and sending her to jail wouldn't really work out for anyone. FML
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
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Top comments
Infernari 0
you can totally contest that. no store should allow someone to use a credit card for that much without checking the signature and ID. if they don't verify the ID, contest it with the credit card company and if they can't do anything, you can sue the store.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Idk how people let you continue living... Seriously **** the worlds life.
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Comments (66)
XxCesar503xX 0
why didn't you just cancel them as soon as they were stolen -__- YDI
TrollsHaveSouls 0
what the **** in on your tongue?
jinxthejinx 0
It looks like it may be something called "Tongue Venom Piercings"…
redbluegreen 41
I'll bet the thief's name is John... Juicy John.
fthku 13
Hey, blame it on Juicy.
sourgirl101 29
The OP is not saying that the credit card company is charging her for the items. (She shouldn't have to pay from them.) She's complaining that the thief shopped at a high end store and she's stuck wearing her less expensive clothing. OP, why are you bitching about your clothes? Do you not dress yourself?
shoopd 19
What FML did you read to come to this conclusion? I see nothing about OP complaining about their own clothing...
michellenKG 5
agreed w/ 27. wtf are you reading? OP is complaining over having money stolen not her damn CLOTHING!
TrollsHaveSouls 0
I just got a juicy boner
allmidnighteyes 11
Joke's on them - they like rhinestones. HAH.
mintcar 10
Gotta agree with 21. Especially Bedazzlers- Those things are not a fashion craze ( no matter what little 12 year olds say) and they're tacky looking. The thief probably bought a cute pleated dress and a nice handbag OP. None of that rhinestone nonsense- she knows better. :D
bossybella 0
lucky them! juicy couture rocks! but sry
riggens7522 0
my credit card was stolen and the douche bag signed his own name
wmsdubstep 6
Fail. My Credit Card is set up to undo shit like that. So if it gets stolen and gets somewhat £500+ spent they'll instantly phobe me up asking question, then lock and undo transactions. If you don't get then, then seriously FYL dude.