Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our new neighbour three doors up just moved in, he even came round to introduce himself to everyone to assure us he means to be a good neighbour, and won’t be too noisy. Six hours later we found out he’s Scottish and likes to practise his bagpipes in the back garden. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML
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Top comments
ce1ine 11
That blows.
Evaloscity 6
The only reasonable solution: Buy a trumpet.
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Comments (147)
KaitlynNeal 13
Id be like MR CELLO COME BACK
neorok 5
He doesn't ride an unicycle while wearing Darth Vaders' mask and a skirt, does he?
OnigiriPanda 5
Why you not want to listen to the cello?! I just don't understand...
nbandofbrothers 10
What is wrong with someone who plays the cello? It's a great instrument and sounds good.
judea95 16
Love bagpipes, although I could see that getting irritating
Saava 29
I kinda get what you're feeling OP, but musicians have to practice. And where do they practice if not in their homes...
TsarKeith12 9
You don't like cellos or bagpipes?
hegchog12 18
You don't like the bagpipes? Out! You are not welcome here...
nentenkupo 19
Bagpipes? Bagpipes are awesome! Be grateful he's not playing the trombone!
sel3578898553255 7
either you pick up an instrument next, or just move out