Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML
ohfuckwaffles tells us more.
OP here. Thanks for the support, everyone - I have told her, and, while she's definitely not into it, at least she doesn't plan to leave me over it. To those of you wondering whether I'm a transvestite, a crossdresser, a transexual, or transgendered - there are waaay too many of these names, and it's confusing. How about I explain it this way: I'm a girl on the inside, and I'm still attracted to girls (a lesbian, perhaps?). I don't mind my body, and I don't mind wearing men's clothes (heck, it's what I grew up with), but I'd like to see what more is out there... I've been hiding it and ignoring it and thinking I'm wrong for a long time, but my control is obviously slipping.
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Palirose 22
I have to say...I was NOT expecting that ending. I was expecting the FML to end with something about ruining the dress or some sort of self esteem issue. Lol
twiztedone 19
Just come out wearing it! You never know it may get her excited!
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Comments (247)
slking1987 9
If she loves you, it'll be okay.
eaglerob 20
lol I'm sorry (not really), but this was great. That poor lady--the wife, not the husband.
whY402Jay 12
It might not mean that you're gay, man. I can't relate, but a lot of people feel good when they cross dress.
deadboyparis 3
If she truly loves you, it won't bother her.
nyu2jh 4
Ummm...
OfficialQueen 9
tell her you look great in a little black dress
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why were you wearing a little black dress in the first place? YDI for putting it on.
Enzi_fml 21
Full support OP, I say you should fully embrace it. :) Gender equality will only truly exist when it is not strange for a man to be seen in a skirt! Or a little black dress, in your case
dwvork 6
just approach her casually and ask if the dress makes your butt look big, and go from there
noaz46 1
I've lost all faith in society. Dresses are made for women, I mean, what isn't clear about that?