Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML
ohfuckwaffles tells us more.
OP here. Thanks for the support, everyone - I have told her, and, while she's definitely not into it, at least she doesn't plan to leave me over it. To those of you wondering whether I'm a transvestite, a crossdresser, a transexual, or transgendered - there are waaay too many of these names, and it's confusing. How about I explain it this way: I'm a girl on the inside, and I'm still attracted to girls (a lesbian, perhaps?). I don't mind my body, and I don't mind wearing men's clothes (heck, it's what I grew up with), but I'd like to see what more is out there... I've been hiding it and ignoring it and thinking I'm wrong for a long time, but my control is obviously slipping.
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Palirose 22
I have to say...I was NOT expecting that ending. I was expecting the FML to end with something about ruining the dress or some sort of self esteem issue. Lol
twiztedone 19
Just come out wearing it! You never know it may get her excited!
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Comments (247)
clue_me_in 20
Good luck with that...
metreman 19
man i feel like a woman
wardo 4
66 - Shut up. Your jokewas terrible and you should feel terrible.
_Que 5
More like F her life
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Might want to keep that for your "me-time".
lilpimpsmama 12
Send me a message. I can help you break the news to ur wife.
notsofriendly 17
My boyfriend looks hot to me in everything he puts on. If he discovered one day that he really enjoyed wearing dresses, I'd probably ask him to ease into it around my parents, but I'd find him just as hot as ever regardless.
friedbunnies 9
Eddie Izzard should have some credible advice on the subject.
KiddNYC1O 22
Be a drag queen.
brierpoop 4
Your wife might actually like the cross dressing..or she might freak out. Let her know. This isn't something you should keep to yourself while in a relationship