Today, after months of putting up with it, I finally asked my manager not to put me on shifts with this old guy who is racist, sexist and lazy. This was how I found out that he died over the weekend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the manager that hired me and worked for years to inspire and connect her staff was laid to rest. Hours before the funeral, her replacement told me he wanted my two weeks notice on his desk tonight. I've been a model employee, he just doesn't like me. FML
Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, a man I once worked with passed away. He was a lovely, caring, and inspirational person whom I looked up to. My husband's form of consolation? "Old people die. Get over it." FML
Today, my boss asked that I add the work of our third coworker's position to my shift because he's never finished his duties. She gave us a 50 cent raise to "babysit" a 60-ish year-old man. I responded to respectfully fire him or pay me 20/hr. His last day is Friday and he doesn't even know yet. FML
Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a few days off next week, because my grandmother passed away yesterday and I'll need to travel to attend the funeral. His response: "She's dead, you're not. You want time off, then quit." FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Today, I found out my boss wrote me up because he heard me crying on the phone, and that it was unprofessional. I was talking to my sister, who was telling that me my father had died. Three weeks ago, he was crying about his dog breaking his leg. FML
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Top comments
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Not that I ever delight in the death of anyone, but at least you won't have to work in an environment where you feel uncomfortable anymore. Chin up, OP, no way you could have known!
mylonius 19
Problem solved!!
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Comments (35)
laceyleitner98 5
You're working with Donald Trump and he got assinated? Best announcement ever lol !!!
Yahboi1 11
The Donald worked hard for his 4 billion. Don't undermine his success
farmgirl98 14
These things have a way of working themselves out.
prinzess_fml 25
I guess It's better than if it had been the person you had been dreaming to work with for months...
thisguy22 33
Well that's problems solved at least!
Joe_Blow_1980 3
Oh well, dying doesn't automatically make you a nice person.
GamerMom392 19
Soooo....problem solved?
Zebediabolical 45
On the plus side, you don't get put on shifts with the old guy who is racist, sexist and lazy.
UnboundA 10
Karma strikes again.
Ieri 31
so? He died but that doesn't mean he wasn't all those things all of a sudden, actually I think it's really low to suddenly start talking good about someone when he dies while you hated and talked bad about them before. You didn't know and you don't have any reason to feel guilty OP.
Blizz18 14
It's not that you need to speak well of a person after they die. It's that you shouldn't speak ill of the dead. It's disrespectful and insensitive to the loved ones left behind.
Flyndaran 10
Bull. It's not rude to avoid lying. I despise cowardly blowing smoke up relatives' "butts". I find condescending BS FAR more disrespectful.
floup_fml 13
the bastard died before we get him fired! He was always that lucky. Oh well..