Today, after months of eating lunch with my best friend, going to Barnes and Noble, and having to poop while I was there, I realized I've trained myself to have to poop every single time I step into a Barnes and Noble. FML
nes0385
San Antonio, United States
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nes0385 5
OP here! I so didn't think this was going to make it! But I loved reading all your comments! And yes I do read FML while I'm doing my business at Barnes and Noble lol
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saidoh_fml 26
Well on the bright side, now you know what to do next time you're constipated.
xxDeeStar 27
In psychology, this situation has a term called "classical conditioning". Super cool, check it out! And dw OP, this type of behaviour can be easily unlearned. Don't feel bad!
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Colon_Man 17
You can use all the money saved from toilet paper to buy more books! Win-win.
captainsmegma 12
B&N is one of the best places to crap when your out shopping. A variety of reading material. I like to stop and get some cinabons and make an afternoon.
Royness 8
I have the same condition
kimiirenee 17
Anytime my mom walks into a bookstore, no matter which one, she immediately has to poop. I think it has something to do with the smell of the books.
obeykaitlyn 25
don't forget to carry a poo pourri with you
guttedbrit 26
is your name Gretchen Weiners?
Lalala579121 28
Well at least you picked the perfect place. All the books you could ever read while you're taking a dump.
Namenlos_fml 20
Could be worse. The need to poop could have arisen every time you saw your friend
Brain_fart 20
Same thing happens to me with Petco. The body is a mysterious thing...
brenton490 19
Don't worry I have trained my self to poop at the same time everyday at work.