Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I finally lost enough weight to fit into the beautiful dress that I ordered for my senior prom. I graduated from high school in 2010. FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
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Top comments
TheNewGuy03 29
honestly, stop thinking about that shit. you're just going deeper into the rabbit hole. you reached your goal weight! if you can't fit the dress, don't feel insulted; just tell him you can't fit it! problem solved. |the kid|
pavloviandoggy 4
I laugh a little bit whenever I see guys trying to buy clothes for their girlfriends for Christmas. If it's too small, she'll think you want her to lose weight. If it's too big, she'll think you think she's fat. Or it'll be unflattering. There's a reason women spend so much time in dressing rooms. It takes a long time to find clothes that look good. Unless it's a scarf or a bathrobe, please don't buy it.
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Comments (117)
5t3ff1k4h 47
None of those crash diets or "eat only one thing for two weeks" diets ever works. They end up gaining more weight overall because they're literally starving themselves...
5t3ff1k4h 47
Perverted or not, a diet with simply liquid protein (from man or manufactured) will not work.
sourgirl101 29
I think it's sweet that your boyfriend is cheering you on. You're probably the one that told him that your weight goal is to fit into a size 6 (example). I bet he went by the dress size you said. Btw many different clothing company have different charts. One dress size is still great to be off by. Congrats, almost there.
sfv818danny 0
hi
bellatrix4 0
he clearly got the wrong size dont freak! guys do that....a lot
catatonicsleep 17
Did you tell him the size? Because it's hard to guess someone's size... And sizes can vary between shops, I'm a 12 one place and a 14 another. And styles of dresses can fit people differently... Buying clothes for people when they're not there to try them on is very difficult!
Draeven_fml 0
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you're fat. don't try to sugarcoat it cause you'll eat that too
Gravsey101 10
You are really, really rude. You should be ashamed of yourself for being so mean.
AMAZINashleigh 6
Umm. Get a bigger size.
sourgirl101 29
Not true! I lost 10 pounds on that diet. JK(: Bones, you can't be shocked that there are many that will never understand your humor or want to.(:
ThickHead 0
more weight to loose? o.o
Kirin144 3
Seriously this is an fml? Your bf made a mistake or the outfit has weird sizes. I know a lot of clothes seem to vary in their sizes. Be a big girl and tell him it is too small. I'm sure you can return it and get the right size.
Doortje 30
"be a big girl" xD
einauglein 0
hahaha, that's how I read it the first time too!