Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML
Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML
Today, I saw my first FML I published on Facebook. Everyone was bashing me, thinking that I was the problem and the cause for my ex-boyfriend wanting to do his own thing. I used to sit in his room being ignored for days straight while he gamed. Not once did I bitch about his gaming. FML
Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
Today, It's been a few months since I started reading the Harry Potter books to my daughter. She told me a list of all her favorite characters. I didn't have the heart to tell her that every single one of them dies by the end of the seventh book. FML
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JustJumped 22
Could have been worse, could have been twilight
hordriss 14
So you're getting shunned for having an opinion of your own? Shit, the people you know are assholes!
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Comments (325)
klutz777777 6
Wtf is wrong with u? U hate harry potter?!
thatfangirl 8
I'm 90% sure that you people who don't like it now just didn't read it when you were younger. It's better for younger audiences. Also, for those if you saying that us fans are 'nerds' or '6th graders' are a bit off. To you I may be a 'nerd' but seeing as I'm a high school honors student in college prep courses, I accept that. I do, however, resent the title of '6th grader' thank you very much
GermyGirl 13
AVADA KEDAVRA! Jk. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I, Being a HUGE HP geek, can agree with that. But if you value your life, pass it as a joke. "Jk, guys. I LOVE Harry Potter so much! My gf was just playing. Don't kill me?"
clairesucks 37
YDI. don't hate on HP
Takonas 4
Whoever said that not reading the Harry Potter series makes you dull or uncreative is a fool. I've the entire Sten series which I find more original and better than the Harry Potter books.
the_bassist__ 15
Bloody hell!
yahtzeesouls 12
I don't blame ya mate. The Harry Potter series as a whole is overrated
Pantherfan101 5
The almost even amounts of votes..lol you can tell there's a ton of Harry Potter fans.
papa_raatsi 9
Why do so many people think ydi? That's so unfair, it just goes to show how immature people are. FYL
Olafur 29
I know it's been years but what's with all the YDI? I bet at least 95% of them are pissy Harry Potter fanboys. I have never been interested in it at all or cared about it in the least. Hope you broke up with her.