Today, after losing his job, I reassured my boyfriend by telling him I'd rather be with him living in a cardboard box than to be without him. He responded by telling me he'd rather be dead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
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Top comments
CallMeWindSock 24
I think he might still be a little angry about his job
KnownAsCAJ 11
His reaction isn't about you OP. He lost his job and can't provide like men believe they should so he's more likely to feel like a failure right now. Dont take it personally.
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Comments (71)
crazygirl1913 7
I just don't know what to say about this
brmsnipes 8
Maybe he's claustrophobic. He might rather be dead than in a cardboard box.
Saraishi 25
Don't take it too personally. Some people just don't want talk about things the day they happen. Give him a few days.
azyjazy713 11
Hopefully he's just being dramatic and will use that attitude to put a good effort into finding another job. Fyl for having a b/f that makes u feel bad when ur tryin to feel good tho.
benkubie 2
NICE!
SexyMexi21 23
Just like a fine line between love and hate'. you can't make him your whole world and revolve around him.
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
well that kinda.......escalated quickly!
zZLightZz 13
give him a sucide panflet. seriously we might be laughing but sucide is not something to take lightly!
WinterBlue42 22
Most people tend to get very frustrated after a losing job. Hopefully he meant he'd rather be dead than homeless, rather than homeless WITH you. :p If that makes no sense, I apologize, I had trouble wording it.
zZLightZz 13
im sure you're the one who wanted him to alwas be honest with you. the truth hurts