Today, after I explained to my waitress that I have an allergy to butter, she nonetheless put some on my baked potato. When I had her get me another, without butter, she came back with one and then asked if I would like butter with it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML
Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML
Today, I spent a good deal of my afternoon preparing a nice dinner for my girlfriend. When I finally served the meal, I proudly presented her with a beautifully arranged plate of salmon. She looked at it and said, “You know I’m allergic to fish, right?” We had cereal for dinner instead. FML
Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML
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Top comments
Nordrag 26
some people are a bit thick headed.
CommonSenseKarma 17
It was probably just a mechanical response. When you deal with customer service it tends to happen.
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Comments (138)
love_mom2 6
She sounds like my coworker.
mesahus 5
If you worked for 2.13 a hour for quite a long time, would you not give a damn?
biancaacruzz 7
Its okay some people are just stupid. Like when I go to parties, they always offer me food with meat, so I tell them I'm a vegetarian, but then they respond with "we have chicken" like no honey. I don't eat meat.
darkfireflame 15
That's when I'd be walking out without paying.
Candra2234 11
*Stewie Griffin voice* Is she retarded?
kitushka 7
We have to ask or we get shit for not asking. Even if we are about to close we have to ask if you want anything else after your meal. She probably felt stupid for asking but us waitresses have to.
alexanderavatar 24
there goes her tip
bman772 1
Sounds like some waitress is a dumbass
FlyingMoonLady 11
As stupid as she is, I just want to point out that she didn't put the butter on it, the cook did. And depending on how busy it was, she could have probably had five other tables with customers and it all gets mixed up. Although if she was a better waitress, she would remember.