Today, after having paid to download an iPhone FML app, I found out that the real 'Fmylife Official' app was a lot more complete. And free. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
Today, I overdrew my account and ended up paying an extra 35 bucks for a 1.99 item. It was an application on the iPhone that is supposed to help me keep track of my money. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, after I found a mental help app that I actually liked, it referred me to a doctor after only two days of using it. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
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Top comments
Lepisma 38
There are two free FML apps. One lets you view, log in, post, moderate, etc - the other requires you to "go pro" in order to do anything other than view. I'm using the first one right now.
fuckyou1337 0
Deserved. Considering you can also just go on the web and type in Fmylife.com and it will bring you to the iphone version of the site.
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Comments (52)
aTRAGEDY 0
bwa ha ha ha I didn't pay for my app u suck
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
OH MY GOD YOU SPENT 99 CENTS YOUR LIFE IS ******!!
eggbrtshootsfire 0
Hahaha. I bet you just paid to read one guy's whiny journal.
Starfire22 5
Wow I did the same thing... It was only $1.07...not a big deal, I barley use it because I go on safari and type in fmylife.com to go on the site...
Sindy_fml 4
hahaha my app is free xP
McFroger3 0
This is why android is full of win, you got 24 hours to delete the app and get a refund!
scarycottonasdf 0
that's pretty ironic.
blastvortex 4
Haha. Pwned by fat cats - it happens more than often enough.
imanethesmart 0
and...? I just downloaded the same app..BUT THE FREE ONE!!!
xenomorph 0
YDI for even **thinking** to use proprietary software. I support free software to the death!