Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML
Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
Today, I was in a rush to meet some friends for brunch, and I arrived first. The restaurant door was locked, so I knocked. A waiter opened the door and stared at me with confusion before saying, “This isn’t the entrance, ma’am.” It wasn’t until I walked around the corner and saw the correct door that I realized I had been standing at the employee entrance the entire time. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
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Top comments
zfrt 3
Way to leave a good first impression.
groupleader 7
So, when do you start this new gig as a doorman?
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Comments (54)
Enslaved 38
If the person you handed your resume in to isn't the hiring manager, who cares. I'm sure you're not the only one to get those doors mixed up.
l0v3p4in 7
It does happen quite frequently, but not everyone needs someone to explain it s l o w l y to them.
micahsmommy 13
Well at least you left an impression.
Sharpie23 7
milf
DrMime 10
I don't understand this FML, what was "in the door"? Can you slowly explain this for me?
ImSoEffedUp 10
Had to explain what....? How u probably won't get the job now....
DrMime 10
I don't really understand this FML... What does 'in the door' mean?? Can you 'slowly explain' it to me?
Arxikist 3
The door in which, when having sex with other doors, prefers to take it in, rather than put it out.
DocBastard 40
I may be in over my head, but you should chill out. I'm sure when you walked in, they had you all figured out. Instead of pouting, ingratiate yourself and gain some clout. Indeed you may look like a lout, but in the end, there will be no doubt. Go all in, and it'll all work out.
JRFaceless 8
DocBastard -> DocSuess apparently I encourage it
SecretMe00 5
Doc, if I may ask, how old are you?
DocBastard 40
No you may not ask. I'm significantly older than you.
Rebel5005 4
That might have lowered your chances of getting hired
DrMime 10
I don't really understand this FML, what does 'in the door' mean? Can you 'slowly explain' this to me? *tehe*
Arxikist 3
The in door is the door, when having sex with other doors, prefers to take it in rather than put it out.
Arxikist 3
Sorry about that, meant to reply that to DrMime's comment but it I guess something glitches.
Arxikist 3
Next week on the, "Idiots with doors" show, OP challenges a revolving door at the bank. Stay tuned!
dirtybird233 2
Dumbass