Today, after burning all my past-papers, books and notes in celebration of finishing maths forever, I found out I have to re-take my maths exam to get the minimum grade for college. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML
Today, I had the worst day of my life. I'd studied science for the whole damn night, only to realize the next morning that it's a math exam. FML
Today, I failed my maths exam because of one single question, which I have been practicing for months and gotten very good at it. It was the first question… however, when the exam started, I forgot it all. FML
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
Today, a few people in my class used calculators on the math final exam, even though it clearly stated at the top that they weren't allowed. The teacher found out, and now everyone has to retake the 200-question exam. I didn't even use a calculator. FML
Today, after having spent all of last night studying for an algebra test, I find out that the test was on a completely different chapter of my textbook. FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I found out that I've been taking the wrong math class all semester. We're only a few weeks from finals and I have no drops left. FML
Today, I had a maths test and I realised that I'd studied the wrong topics. The teacher said the test would be difficult and I stayed up till 1 a.m. just to be prepared. FML
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Xellith 5
Why do so many people think they can just throw away or destroy their papers and stuff when they THINK they are done? Keep hold of crap for 6 months before tossing it just to make sure.
your_face 15
Why would you burn your books? You can probably get money for those! I mean burning your notes is dumb enough...
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Comments (135)
TItan160 0
you should probably take your grammar exam too
beeyacht 0
Wow, FYL for having two FMLs within two days. First the burning of Math papers and now the girlfriend's parents' dishes you were obliged to eat. YDI.
Jaguaress 2
It's not smart to burn or get rid of your work like that. Depending on your career path, some of that information could come in handy. At very least, hold on to it until you've received your certificate of completion or your grade. This was a big learning lesson for you.
ballinpro23 3
idk where the **** you live but I live in America and I've never heard of maths
beeyacht 0
Where OP lives is clearly stated up there: Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur), which is under the influence of British English. It's clear you live in America because you are extremely rude. Also, if you've never heard of maths, then you should go back to kindergarten.
ballinpro23 3
first if all I'm on mybipod and I can't see where he/she is from. secondly that's stereotipical saying I must be from america because I'm rudecand thirdly I'm ******* 15 you ******* **** I'm not like 49 or something
beeyacht 0
I suppose you should act a little better. If I'm stereotypical in saying that you must be from America due to your rudeness, then perhaps you should change and stop giving America a bad name. :)
Ascaryrobot 0
Or just stop being an ignorant ****, is it that hard to derive math from maths? seriously, 1 letter from your version of the word... If you don't want to be stereotyped then stop acting the part of the ignorant self absorbed, self righteous, holier-than-thou, "I know wtf I mean and anything else is wrong" american. Talk about a walking advert for abortion -_-
Starfire22 5
O my dear ascaryrobot, don't think of us all this way, I too am American and am not like this idiot 15 year old... I admit when I'm wrong...
Ascaryrobot 0
My apologies Star, my blood just boils when people support stereotypes then blatantly deny it. So sorry to all of the nice well mannered and literate Americans here. It seems the rot has taked hold. Plan Omega must be put into effect. A mass cull of the "stupid generation". Or at least those of them that follow the footsteps of Mr. BallinPro23 here.
Starfire22 5
It's ok! I swear they need to start putting an IQ or age requirement for fml...
Arghonaut 0
who burns their "maths" exams in the first place?? -- a non-commonwealth citizen packrat
beeyacht 0
He didn't burn his exams. He burnt his notes. :)
Hillbilly_Deluxe 3
shit! i would do the same!
ballinpro23 3
actually I'm a nice person if you're not an ass to me. I guarantee I'm nicer than some people and I'm not giving America a bad name
beeyacht 0
People treat you the way you treat others. Spewing obscenities. Wow. How mature.
ballinpro23 3
WTF u r so dumb mind ur own ******* business. u don't even know me so shut the **** up
beeyacht 0
Actually, bitch, you're the dumb one. And you should shut the **** up because one day you're going to ******* realize how you're a bitch with no brains, and honestly no balls, if you're a guy, and if you could one day realize how ******* deep your head is shoved up your ass, then maybe you'll have the right to call me dumb. You know why I'm ******* talking like this, you prick? Because you don't understand when people talk civilly. Therefore, you're a ****** up kid.
Ascaryrobot 0
Yeah! (insert rant against ass-holes here) I wonder why FailingPro23 didn't reply to my comment though =( Getting bored....
ballinpro23 3
it's funny how much shit u ******* losers talk. u say I'm dumb and that's y I have honors classes at my school u smartass hoe
zargon 1
And this post is totally convincing me that you are smart. I mean, the perfect use of capitalization, proper spelling of every word, amazing grammar, and impeccable punctuation all add up to be the most powerful argument imaginable towards your intelligence. Furthermore, not everyone in honors classes are smart. I've known plenty of dumbasses who manage to find their way into honors (or even AP) classes.