Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few months ago, my boys convinced me to go out with the cute girl I had been talking to on Tinder. However, she wasn't cute, or a girl. He robbed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke things off saying he couldn't handle being in a relationship after the death of his brother, I found out that he's back on Tinder not even three weeks after the break up. FML
Today, I saw the guy I met on Tinder and went out with, only to be told “I’m not ready for a relationship, let’s just be friends” out on a date kissing another girl. I interrupted the date to rip him a new one for lying to me, only to be escorted out by the restaurant manager. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
Today, I got dumped, but not before he swindled me out of my savings. This done by my sweetheart from 16 years ago, whom I reunited with when he called me 7 months ago. I had no reason not to trust him, his brother has been one of my BFFs for 20 years. Now I'm not only broke, but heartbroken, and have nowhere to go. FML
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SirMrButters 28
Shoulda told him he was a pretty girl
theusediscool 26
Never trust people on tinder...
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Comments (65)
knightmareengage 16
Wait...do you not bring a gun and handcuffs to your tinder dates? You would have been amply prepared to arrest and PUNISH this naughty sexual deviant of yours with those two simple items. Than again, maybe my tinder dates go slightly different than yours...
sstahpp 33
Okaaaaaaaaaaay then
MenacingMe 17
This is literally the PERFECT example of why you should never trust a phone application to send you on a date. Is talking to someone face to face so difficult?
roxxyfoxxy3 25
Sorry to hear, OP. I wouldn't give up on tinder yet though. Next time try meeting in a diner, or coffee shop, or for a movie. Somewhere public just in case.
candicorn 23
Surprised #30 doesn't have more upvotes. Rule 1 of meeting someone from online - ALWAYS meet in a public place (going out to a restaurant is a typical safe bet). After that you can decide if you want to go somewhere more private. Tinder (and online dating in general) has a bad rap, but I don't see anything wrong with it. Just be more careful, and hopefully things will go better for you next time, OP!
7and7is 20
Look up "Transvestite Hooker Story Doug Stanhope" on YouTube. Feel slightly better
FalloutScrolls 25
This actually isn't the first time I've heard of a story like this involving Tinder or other online dating services. Regardless, you have a physical description to go with now, OP. Get the police involved.
sstahpp 33
Meh. I've had worse.
chrisann1023 21
Man that sucks :/ I hope you're okay!
vikky538 29
Thats irony
bad_boyfriend 10
You didn't go out with a girl. If you had gone out, you would have been in public and been fine. You tried to hook up with someone you apparently didn't even have a phone number for. Thats bush league.
theRonin 18
And there is the reason I tell people i dont trust dating sites.