Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was checking my friends' posts on Facebook and all of them were complaining what a boring night they had. They were all just at my house. FML
Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, it was my Sweet Sixteen. Only two of my friends showed up, and they spent the whole night texting their boyfriends. After several failed attempts to do something fun or even get them to talk to me, I got up and left the room, and didn't come back. They didn't notice. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I was meeting up with my three best friends from high school. I spent the entire day and some money to plan a wild girls' night, only to find out their day ends in the afternoon. All three wear ankle bracelets and have a strict curfew. FML
Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
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hutchinsons2 8
You sure they're your friends?
chirstinap325 23
Yeah, but it isn't like they lied, just busy without you. I'd find different friends.
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Comments (29)
URBeingLied2 23
Hang out with my friends Jack Daniels and Mary Jane. They're always awesome, especially when you hang out with both of them together!
cootiequeen4444 11
Find friends who actually hang out and connect and confide and who don't snap chat themselves hanging out. Seriously every freaking moment of one's life doesn't need to be tweet'd, snapchat'd or put on Facebook. I mean.. I don't hate social media and I can see the potential merits with it but I honestly don't know why people post themselves doing average everyday stuff.. Its why i hardly bother with social media. All the bullshit spam as well as im tired of people over glamorizing their lives. OP, at least you were just entertaining yourself with Netflix and not entertaining yourself while under the pretentious guise people enjoy to stalk you on the Internet like your so-called friends... which is something I'd hate. Having been stalked before irl, it is just weird and creepy... Though having been stalked irl before my opinion and need for personal space might be biased...>_>)
Lalala579121 28
You just took this FML and ran with it. Too bad you ran all the way to a different state.
countryb_cth 38
Different state? Hell he took it and ran to a different country.
KingKralj 31
Are you kidding? He took it to a different planet
izzajaneful 24
Planet, really? She took it to the next star system.
Devolution 8
FMLs like this make me sad
missyfiona89 28
steward? is that you?
cats54321 19
That's my worst nightmare omg. Dump them
siggy_mcsigx 22
I'm sorry :( . Get involved in some clubs or societies at the college and make some new friends. At least then there are likely to be outing events.
moodyreallyrocks 27
OP please realise that they are not worth your time or attention. It's their loss, move on and find different better friends..
Bingo_Bango 13
Just going to be blunt here, everyone saying 'they are horrible friends' and such. Maybe, just maybe, there's a reason for it? OP's never give both sides to the story. My general observations of humanity is that it's more girls who leave someone out for petty bitchy reasons, guys don't generally get left out without reason. Of course, there's always exceptions to the rule, failing that, maybe just not much in common? College years are a big time for learning who you are and what you want in friendships.
chosha_fml 27
I agree. OP should should at least give some thought to if there's any reason they might not want to hang out with him before deciding they're just being assholes.
blueknight1st 26
Time to make new friends and tell all of the ex friends to eat a dick.
tamesenicole 27
Haha quoting archer I love it
princesspippers 5
dude get new "friends"