Today, after almost four years of having avoided her due to her hatred of my husband, my mother invited us both to a family dinner. My husband wanted to give her another chance, so we went. Less than an hour after arriving, I caught her hocking a loogie and spitting it into our food. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, after agreeing to hang out with my husband and his alcoholic mother after his father’s suicide, my mother-in-law found out that my sister-in-law and I playfully insult each other. She lost her mind and practically bit my head off, relapsed, and blamed my “disrespecting her daughter” on said relapse. FML
Today, my in-laws invited us over to dinner. I decided to help out in the kitchen and watched in horror as my mother-in-law licked every utensil, sucked her fingers while making the plates and slurped wine straight from the bottle. My husband said I was rude for refusing to eat. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent all day preparing an amazing meal for my extended family, and then 3 hours before dinner his crazy mother forced him home because she felt "excluded". He's spent the past 3 days with her. There's no way for me to keep him and get rid of her. FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML
Today, my mother gave me a reprimand for my table manners when I didn't ask for someone to pass the vegetables I could have gotten myself. She then let out a raunchy fart at the table, and had the nerve to yell, "Did you ask to be excused?!" as I vacated the area. FML
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
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sweetxxsongbird 11
What an absolute cow.
ICastillo 25
Dang your mother is an ass. That's disgusting as hell. Or maybe it's a family recipe and she has been doing it for years you just didn't know....
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Comments (125)
chrissy2 28
I don't understand how someone could hate another person so much that they would spit in their food. That shit is just nasty.
BadKitty13 28
ICK ! Total white trash.
ksktwin84 14
Where does it say she's white? Her race has nothing to do with the fact that she's trash
jarockstar27 10
Why is she like that?! Seriously she is not cool.....
blunttobluntest 12
You've got a great husband that gave that woman another chance! If that were my mother, I'd have left immediately and never look back.
jackiemora 18
Just sounds like she bored of her life and screwing people over is entertaining. Didn't get that her dad was still there, so her mom could be a lonely, bored old hag.
perdix 31
You gotta wonder what's gone on before you caught her. This includes all the mucus you've unknowingly eaten before the four-year separation. Gack!
pinkpanther61789 15
Everybody has a right to their own opinion, but your mother has gone too far O.P. cut her out of your life permanently and never look back
clynnc19 9
That's so rude. She shouldn't have done that.
kra1985 8
Wow thats messed up. At least your husband was willing to give her another chance. My husband wont give my dad another.
gregkingsley 4
Wow, without knowing the past I'd still be comfortable saying WHAT A BITCH!