Today, after a tremendously hot night with a guy I met the night before, I ask him his phone number. To which he replied: "What for?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML
Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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Top comments
Rivlas 0
Did you really expect a guy you had a one night stand with to view you as girlfriend material?
Bella_x 0
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't give it up easy. The guys an ass. In a way its your fault for expecting more from him. It's better that he blurted that out anyways, I mean, would you rather be lied to?
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Comments (36)
pulpfiction_fml 3
This means that you're not as good in bed as you thought you were sweetie.
Seven47 0
what for lolllllllllllllll
tarazed 0
I've said that to guys after a one night stand, it's not that bad. Don't really see the FML here.
flotar 0
#19... you don't see it because you've done it yourself, and of course, how could you do anything wrong?!? lol OP: the guy's an asshole, move on, and next time take it slow ;-)
brmcconnaughey 0
AHAHAHA! #1 you just made my day... i used to read that guys shit all the time...now i must continue!
clxjames 0
ydi for being a *****
mercedezminaj08 0
aahhh u got treared
heruneko 0
haha oh shit one night and stood up lol
CharlieFenton 0
you Jack ass they could of agreed to meet somewhere the next night or she could of told him her adress many possible answers
hassenpfeffermmm 0
If only love and passion were that easy. Be glad for the one night you had.