Today, after 6 months of university, sex was finally had in my bed. Unfortunately, I had no part in it, though I was in the bed while it happened. FML
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OP talkin here bb's. Short version of story: Super early in the morning, after a night of partying, I offered a couple people the option to crash at my place (as they lived a ways away, it was pouring rain, no transportation etc.) YES they knew I was in the bed, thought they were being sneaky. I was awoken from bed movement. To people saying I should have said / done something..I did..hence the username.
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AyeTee77 18
Should have copped a feel at least.
FueledByFate 24
I'm so sorry OP! You'll find the right one eventually. Burn those sheets though!
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
More information is needed here...
utrax 23
I mean, at least say something if it made you uncomfortable, considering it was YOUR bed they were ******* in.
AwkCockBlock 6
I did. Hence the name.
S_Gnu 17
Good use of passive voice
trucker2 33
You didn't partake- did you at least score the performance of the participants!
M3DO 24
YDI. Should've stood up for yourself.
InsanePPG 25
Someone else was in the bed where it happened, the bed where it happened, the bed where it happened...
vikky538 29
You are in a deep shit of friend zone!!!
AwkCockBlock 6
OP talkin here bb's. Short version of story: Super early in the morning, after a night of partying, I offered a couple people the option to crash at my place (as they lived a ways away, it was pouring rain, no transportation etc.) YES they knew I was in the bed, thought they were being sneaky. I was awoken from bed movement. To people saying I should have said / done something..I did..hence the username.
JustTheTruth42 13
Here's my question for you op. How big is your bed because my bed in college isn't barely big enough for two people let alone three?
AwkCockBlock 6
I don't live in residence, my bed's a double queen, and there were actually 4 of us in the bed at the time..
Seabass_Chan 33
Next time invite over two more people and make it an orgy.
militarybrat 21
I knew i didnt write this. Same thing happened to me freshman year. Except i knew the people and they didnt have full on sex. I was sleeping sitting up and could hear everything.
A1NoSauce 17
There were four people in one bed? Sounds like the intro to an orgy
isuckwithnames 22
You should of told them to **** off. Or is that how you got into that situation.
PhoenixChick 26
Ah, the reasoning of drunk and/or stupid people. If the sex is so quiet and involves so little movement that you wouldn't wake other people in the bed...you aren't doing it right.
BrotherPhil 35
#64 I think that's the point of OP's name.
Letsdothisthing 1
You should have just joined in!
Saraishi 25
Classic Smosby
AwkCockBlock 6
Sexless innkeeper 4 lyfe
PrincessZelda_HR 22
Wish I could upvote your comment, OP; I love that show!
laden_swallow09 35
Well?? Don't stand for that bullshit, ya pushover! It's your bed; get chu some!