Today, after 6 months of university, sex was finally had in my bed. Unfortunately, I had no part in it, though I was in the bed while it happened. FML
AwkCockBlock tells us more.
OP talkin here bb's. Short version of story: Super early in the morning, after a night of partying, I offered a couple people the option to crash at my place (as they lived a ways away, it was pouring rain, no transportation etc.) YES they knew I was in the bed, thought they were being sneaky. I was awoken from bed movement. To people saying I should have said / done something..I did..hence the username.
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AyeTee77 18
Should have copped a feel at least.
FueledByFate 24
I'm so sorry OP! You'll find the right one eventually. Burn those sheets though!
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Comments (77)
hilfiger_fml 5
So. Many. Questions. Aargh! :-/ I get that it is sometimes funny to post ones fml's using quirky wording, but this just has too few words.
MrColbyCheese 10
Please post more details to this!
soullyfe 33
They did. Check #35.
Xynie 20
I have so many questions
Gamminger 9
Well, that's a first...
Wathen23 4
Why didn't you get up and leave?
TokioCore 17
Because its his bed and his place?
militarybrat 21
Sometimes its more embarrassing to do so. I know from experience. If my friend ever knew i was awake, even 11 years later she would have been so embarrassed.
Reality_bites 14
Three in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over"....
slyde32 12
there was actually four in the bed according to op's reply
BrotherPhil 35
and you didn't join in?
Sikki_Nixx 0
You need to learn how to be a team player
flyybyy 3
Hope you at least provided the condom, don't want sticky sheets
Crawyz 11
Now that's some next level friend zoning