Today, after 6 months of university, sex was finally had in my bed. Unfortunately, I had no part in it, though I was in the bed while it happened. FML
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OP talkin here bb's. Short version of story: Super early in the morning, after a night of partying, I offered a couple people the option to crash at my place (as they lived a ways away, it was pouring rain, no transportation etc.) YES they knew I was in the bed, thought they were being sneaky. I was awoken from bed movement. To people saying I should have said / done something..I did..hence the username.
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AyeTee77 18
Should have copped a feel at least.
FueledByFate 24
I'm so sorry OP! You'll find the right one eventually. Burn those sheets though!
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Comments (77)
aliciousness116 16
Gee that must've sucked.
Whatapuffchild 23
Why didnt u join in
crudeandrudeguy 29
The couple may not have been as liberal and "friendly" as you... Lol
Xynie 20
They did use OP bed while they were on it so they just might be
Sulphuric_Glue 16
Rip
ellabellaboom 24
......What?.
Xandrick 22
Okay uhm... It's your bed. Sex was being had in it while you were not partaking. And you were in it. I have several questions...
Jessika706 14
Lol. Did u pretend to be asleep or were u awkwardly starring??
ImagineCrazy 27
I have a feeling it was your cat or dog
obewonstrangeone 18
It's possible, but considering OP said he was at university, I don't think it would be a pet. At least not a cat or dog... Perhaps bunnies? Guinea pigs?
PePziNL 20
Rhino's? Horses? T-rexes?
sarianna 10
Bunk bed?
rattyrayvn 21
I will never understand what possesses people to have sex while someone else is in the room. Especially if they're trying to sleep.
tomvertigo 17
Seems like it's normal practice in college these days.
Branessa9611 14
Literally, alcohol.
tomvertigo 17
Sounds to me you were invited to a multi-car pile up but decided not to drive!
TheNewGuy03 29
How in the **** does this happen? OP, get back here and start talking!