anonymous
Ridgeland, United States
Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
James C
Stoke-on-trent, United Kingdom
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML
anonymous
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Anonomous
Whitby, Canada
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
moneyman
But I'm a man
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
micahmatt
United States
Freak
Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
well okay then
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
zed
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
Anonymous
Is this catfishing?
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Anonymous
Dallas, United States
Tipping culture wars
Today, during a first date, we discovered we had complete opposite views on tipping. Neither of us wanted to back down, so we spent an hour debating economics instead of getting to know each other. At the end, the server thanked us for the entertainment and asked if we'd be coming back. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
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TheBitchSlayer 12
I guess you can say she doesn't have good character then
Zigstyle308 18
What was her favorite character?
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Comments (92)
mccrightp 29
All things considered, I'd say you ended up the winner.
eliz1313 7
Did she fill her purse with breadsticks before leaving?
BabyrooKid 11
People who can't stand Sheldon don't need that kind of negativity in their life. Good riddance.
soulxreaperx356 9
If she likes cersei, you're better off op ;)
subzero22 8
TV?? Who cares about tv anymore with all these cool video games out where you can be making your own stories... Lol well sorry op but looks like you missed a bullet on that one there's others out there.
marigoldcobain 21
did she stuff breadsticks into her bag first
ShadowFireZelda 6
Depending on what show it was this could be serious f-ing business.
rachelv93 15
Take this as a blessing and you're better off!!
SookyLala 13
control freak, much?
GracieW 4
Did she take the breadsticks?