Today, a week after my son was born via C-section, I received 3 messages from 3 different women saying that they had recently slept with my fiancé. One of them said they tested positive for herpes. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, after receiving a negative herpes test four months ago, my doctor called me and told me it was a false negative and I’ve been living with herpes for four months. I then had to tell everyone I’ve slept with about it, and worst of all my new boyfriend broke up with me. All in one day. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Today, I found out that my ex (he's 35) tried soliciting sex from one of my friend's daughters (she's 22) and a few other friends as well. To make it all worse, I just found out this fuckboy has herpes, and contracted it while cheating on me. FML
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
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sunnyray812 42
I'm so sorry you had to find out at such an awful time. He's not worth the marriage, hon. I know you just birthed a baby, but he clearly doesn't take your relationship and family seriously. Since he's a such a deadbeat husband to be fooling around with multiple women and giving you an STD, then he's going to be a deadbeat father. That STD most likely passed down to the newborn child, and that is a good enough reason to cut him out of your and your children's lives. Not only does he not care about your marriage, he PROVED that he doesn't care about your own children's and your health. If I was in your shoes, he wouldn't be seeing the children ever, and I'd bring that up to the court.
Phillycheeze 20
Before jumping the gun. What's his take on the 3 womens messages? I mean we can't assume he cheated. There are some weird people that get off on destroying shit. I could be wrong and he is humping everything with a heartbeat.
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PenguinPal3017 19
And to top it all off, your son can't ever be president because he wasn't natural born.
PenguinPal3017 19
Why the downvotes? The constitution says that you need to be a NATURAL BORN citizen. No c-sections allowed.
TxKitten79 10
First of all, realize that your hormone are crazy right now, so take a deep breath. Secondly, CALMLY, confront him AFTER you talk to the other women. It could be a case of one jealous woman and her friends setting y'all up. Don't jump to conclusions, but also be ready to dump his sorry ass if he IS a cheater. Guys who cheat don't change. EVER Get yourself and the baby tested ASAP. And if you do split up go for child support IMMEDIATELY. Good luck OP.
KingAdrock 16
Why does she specifically mention that the child was born by C-section? How is that relevant to her fiance cheating on her?
Rabite 28
Because of a possible herpes contraction (see the other comments) and because it takes a lot more time to recover from it than from a vaginal birth and it's hard enough.
AmbrosiaFan 19
First, VERIFY the lowlife actually did cheat on you. If he did, kick him to the curb and get child support.
Takegami 22
Well first, are they legit? And if they are you have some serious issues to sort out. If they aren’t then you don’t. My condolences, OP. You deserve better
ayenii 14
Honestly? The timing and the fact that they’re all saying the same thing, out of NOWHERE, and miraculously have your number is incredibly fishy. Sign up for any sketchy websites lately? Give your number out to anyone? Talk to a jealous-looking woman and her posse? Confirm stuff before jumping to conclusions like everyone above is suggesting, please. Situation is too suspicious to do otherwise, really.
TumblrweedPasses 11
Hear him out first, OP, if 3 people came forward at the same time it's possible it's spite If its true, chuck the cheater, form an alliance with the ladies and by god get tested now