Today, a soldier in my unit had unknowingly lost a GPS in the woods and my section was sent to go find it. After hours of wading through chest high swamps in 32 degree weather, the GPS was found, thanks to the soldier who lost it. It was in his vest. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after working for 12 hours in the cold rain on muddy terrain, my coordinator drove down a hill and didn't come back. I was stuck in the middle of nowhere, forced to walk two hours uphill back to HQ to find him there. FML
Today, I went for a hike with the local search and rescue volunteer group that I recently joined. I got lost and spent 5 hours wandering aimlessly. FML
Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML
Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML
Today, I lost my phone during a hike up Mount Washington. Luckily, it was reported to the office, and they called my wife. Too bad we had already been driving for at least four hours. FML
Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, my GPS led me to a "shortcut" that took me through a winding dirt road in the middle of nowhere. My car got stuck in the mud, and the tow truck driver told me I was the third person he's pulled out this week from the same "shortcut." FML
Today, I got lost on my way to a wedding and yelled at my phone's GPS for giving bad directions. After 20 minutes of rerouting, I realized I’d accidentally set it to “walking mode.” I arrived 45 minutes late and sweaty in a full suit. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
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caticaticati 3
I can't believe people think this says anything about the state of the military. Do you know how many highly intelligent people do shit like this on occasion? It happens.
HinduSpartan 2
That blows dude
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Comments (174)
BikerMike 0
tie his ass up in the swamp for the gators and cotton mouths or send him to Iraq
texas_justice 0
thank you for your service to our country.
Bewitched_fml 0
I also want to thank you for serving our country
okieraider71 4
Astro--Do you enjoy being spanked?
tease 0
if I had to experince that... I would probably beat the shit out of this dumbass ;)
Gabbiegummies 4
wow I am really fearing for our countrys safety
skyeyez9 25
I found a pair of new military night vision goggles on the side of the road on a military base once. I turned them into the MP station, they tracked them down to the unit they belonged. I heard the whole battalion was on lockdown until the the nvg's were located. Lost military items is a serious matter.
dmsheldon87 0
WTF, it's a GPS. How could you NOT know where it is?
waywick 0
pillow party time
shiarrael 13
LOL...this story is COMPLETELY TRUE! My husband is in that guy's unit!
shiarrael 13
That is so rude. Mistakes happen, jerk. Oops. Supposed to be a reply to number 12 I think.