Today, a man came into the library where I work with a bag. He told me the bag was full of bugs he found in and around his toilet, and demanded that I help identify them. He then added, "They might be parasites. They're all over the bathroom, but I got the toilet ones here." FML
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Hi! OP here! These comments are really making me laugh! Thank you! I told the man he couldn't have the bugs in the building, which resulted in him yelling at me saying I was "no help". He didn't want a real "bug professional" to look at them, because it would cost too much money. I ended up getting my manager, who (thankfully) made the man (and his "pets") leave the building. You could say I was bugging out over the whole thing. Ugh.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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brianna1494 27
Were they bookworms?
Lobby_Bee 18
You just fell for the oldest trick. This is only a distraction so his partner in crime can return very overdue books without you knowing!
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thatslifeiguess7 16
Omg that tops the guy bathing in the fountain at our library last week! wait are you in bakersfield? could me Gen beale strikes again