Today, a male friend of mine tried to kiss me. When I shoved him away and demanded to know what the fuck he was doing, he said he didn't think I was really a lesbian because I went on a date with a guy. Once. Over 15 years ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML
Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
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Top comments
LycanGod 27
that was bold of him, dumb, but bold...
THEDUDE1553566 24
That was really stupid of him
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Comments (38)
earlytermination 34
It is really cool to see so many supportive comments regarding OP sexuality. 10 years ago everyone would be posting hate speech.
foxmatrix15 8
If ur a lesbian and u told him that and he didn't know u should be flattered
SPN_lover666 27
Why should OP be flattered? Would you be flattered if someone of the same sex tried to kiss you and their excuse was "I didn't know you were straight?"
ninka_fml 8
As #41 said, no matter the sexual orientation, if you don't want to be kissed, you're not flattered if someone tries to force themselves on you. Simple as that. So even if OP was straight, it could still be an unpleasant experience for her. So comments saying that she should be flattered are out of place and simply inconsiderate.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Woman: I'm into girls. 100 men: You mean me right? I know you said girls but you really mean me? Because I'm not like other guys I'm different. I am what you're looking for right you meant me?
analise1998 25
is it true that your vagitarian? :)
blackonblight 33
Orientation is based on attraction, not action. Otherwise all single people would be asexual.
BrassWing13 11
Maybe it's because I'm only bicurious, but I don't think it would be that bad. With the way you worded it, it seems you overreacted a bit. At least depending on the moment/mood
DoomedGemini 38
Anyone who tries to kiss someone without consent is bad. I'm pansexual(can be attracted to any gender) but that doesn't mean I am fine with anyone trying to randomly kiss me! The guy knew she was lesbian, do there was no way she could've been interested.
TallMist 32
No matter the gender or sexual orientation, you NEVER have the right to force unwanted sexual attention, or kisses if you don't define it as sexual, onto anyone that doesn't want it and if they do want it, then you wouldn't have to force it. I'm a bi transwoman and if you try to touch or kiss me when I am not interested and you know I'm not interested, you're getting the shit slapped out of whatever you tried to use to touch me (or I'll use my foot or knee if you put your groin or butt on me.)
Xion0014 20
Well, straight guys don't date guys . Why do lesbians do it? Even once. If you're a lesbian you shouldn't have dated a guy in the first place.
SPN_lover666 27
A lot of gays and lesbians date people of the opposite sex when they are in the closet still and aren't sure about their sexuality.
RinoaHeartilly 36
She dated someone 15 years ago. That probably means she was trying to figure things out.
TallMist 32
Because you don't always know your sexual orientation right away.
GhostFox 34
Straight guys don't date guys because they don't have the majority of the population breathing down their neck ready to outcast, abuse, violate and attempt to 'cure' or 'correct' them if they don't date guys. Homosexual people are pressured to conform to the norm, and some date people of the 'opposite' gender because they have society telling them they should be into them to the point that some of them honestly have to date them to realize the attraction is not there. Then 'gold star' assholes like you and the guy in the post come along and tell them they "aren't actually gay/lesbian" because they dated someone, or maybe a few someones of the opposite gender trying to understand their lack of attraction to that gender. People saying shit like this is so ****** up. It's like saying someone can't be attracted to only brunet(te)s because they dated that one blond(e) in middle school. Do people realize how ridiculous they sound when they say it, or do they somehow honestly think that just because they know exactly what they are attracted to and 'always' have, that somehow everyone else does?
nature_girl_08 14
The stupidity in this comment astounds me...as others have said, not everyone figures their sexuality out from the get-go, and some date the opposite gender just to avoid all the hate. My male best friend and I dated several times throughout high school before he finally came out to me as gay in college. He said it just took him a little bit to figure it out. Believe me, he is 100% into men, and that doesn't change just because he happened to date a woman when he was a teenager. Lady bits completely gross him out.
juliesun 3
Maybe, I mean he seems like you:)
TallMist 32
He doesn't seem like OP at all, based on the FML. And if you meant he seems to like her, that doesn't work. If you truly liked someone, you would want them to be happy, not try to force a kiss on them after they said they're not attracted to your gender.
SPN_lover666 27
If he truly liked OP, he wouldn't think she was lying about being a lesbian and would respect her.
juliesun 3
"If you truly liked someone, you would want them to be happy" I agree