Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my two year-old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
Today, my boss called to check if I was available for a last-minute meeting. Trying to sound professional, I sat up straight in my chair, only to forget I was sitting on a rolling chair with no lock. The chair slid back, I slipped off, and a loud crash echoed through the office. My boss asked if I was okay, and I tried pretending nothing happened. FML
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Top comments
ggabrams 14
Well that's unfortunate.
lylotrezor 20
I'd definitely tableflip at that kind of ungratefulness.
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Comments (43)
pedinhuh 23
I'd get up and throw his papers on the thrash can
MissCharlotte_fml 26
What would that accomplish?
AnimeBitch 14
I have done that before when I was a freshman. 10 minutes I didn't have to spend doing algebra, I didn't mind :D
vindicated21 12
Sorry, OP, but this is one of those mental images that will haunt you for the rest of your life. FYL.
bach2121 13
Lesson learned- don't try to help people. They are ungreatful.
Raykyogrou03 12
"...hit the ground the with me..."?
omgitslian 6
YDI for that name
wiccaantje 21
It's a song.
Jtx928 5
quite being so clumsy and embarassing peeple then.
Likian5 26
I honestly feel like the best way to recover from that situation is to make it funny, by saying something like, "I got it!" as you pick yourself and your desk up even if you didn't actually get the paper.
CharlizeWasHere 2
Wow . OP , he should've atleast helped you pick your stuff up.
Rahii_nami 10
hoho..im sorry but it was so funny ... :D