Today, a kid I taught to swim became my new boss, at the pool that I have worked at for nine years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Little perv
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
Tyranny
Today, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year-olds, one particularly bratty girl decided she didn't want to swim and led the entire class to strike, leaving the pool empty, and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML
Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML
Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Oh no, oh no no no
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML
Tales of the Unexpected
Today, I went into a job interview for Quizno's. The boss there talked to me for an hour and half about everything on God's green earth. She noticed I was a certified swim instructor. I left Quizno's with no job, but with an appointment to teach the boss how to swim tomorrow at 9 a.m. FML
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kickuwithmyfist 1
Go test his drowning skills!=D
new_Combray 4
It is perhaps time to consider a different career!
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Comments (106)
littlekellilee 45
He either has more certifications, qualifications, or education than you. In other words, he probably wanted it more. You definitely have to spend money to make money when it comes to lifeguarding.
KingreX32 21
how the **** does that work.
mxij 13
What...How...Is he like the owners son?
shufflyn 16
why work at a pool nine years?
withered 30
So what? Has noone taught you how to swim? If he is good and earned it it is irrelevant that you taught him how to swim.