Today, a kid I taught to swim became my new boss, at the pool that I have worked at for nine years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Little perv
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
Tyranny
Today, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year-olds, one particularly bratty girl decided she didn't want to swim and led the entire class to strike, leaving the pool empty, and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML
Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML
Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Oh no, oh no no no
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML
Tales of the Unexpected
Today, I went into a job interview for Quizno's. The boss there talked to me for an hour and half about everything on God's green earth. She noticed I was a certified swim instructor. I left Quizno's with no job, but with an appointment to teach the boss how to swim tomorrow at 9 a.m. FML
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kickuwithmyfist 1
Go test his drowning skills!=D
new_Combray 4
It is perhaps time to consider a different career!
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Comments (106)
bsmith9942 11
Dude.... Pool jobs are for teenagers and college kids. It might be time for you to consider growing up a little.
cman90 4
Hahaha
Mike2809 3
Wow
landsharkman 3
Find a new job or stop sucking at the one you do have
efemel94 7
I've bee been at the same school/college for 7 years and I'm still not headmaster. What's the world coming to?
bobbos100 2
How old are U? Try Mc Donald's next
sissors1234 4
Probably should get a new job.
noisebox 1
That sucks drown them!
CapnCapes 4
Ambition. Pass it on.
Zenia88 10
And the student becomes the master..