Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML
Today, after my aunt died and left me everything, I found my heroin addict brother searching my house, demanding his share of the money. He thought I had it in cash, so I called the cops. Now our mom is mad at me because a good brother would have given him something. FML
Today, my brother robbed someone. The victim spoke with me and said that if his $1500 was paid back, he wouldn’t press charges. After I gave him the money, I questioned my brother until he admitted doing it. He only took $200. FML
Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML
Today, my brother and I were nearly made homeless by a good friend and roommate, because after repeatedly leading on my brother, and admitting she’s disrespected me all along, she and her boyfriend took off suddenly without a word of notice, leaving us to a house we can't afford alone. FML
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joker118 7
did u give him money or drag him home
eatthemcows 4
So he's your "hobro"
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Comments (128)
jayhawkchik 4
C'mon man, help a brutha' out!
Calyx_fml 22
So did you give him anything?
perdix 31
Did you thank him from taking the Most Disappointing Kid title away from you?
unknown_user5566 27
Of course not, then OP wouldn't have any title to call her own!
perdix 31
No problem, there are plenty of titles to strive for like Most Boring Child, Least Drunk Kid and Most Outdoorsy Offspring. The OP has a leg up on the first two, but hobos are hard to beat in the outdoorsiness category.
unknown_user5566 27
Ah, this is true. Valid point sir!
plum_lovin 28
That's sad because some ppl who run away have two chances: they have the chance to be successful or the chance to become a hobo. Well this is a hobo story. Bummer.
donkey79 0
Thats both good and bad, a do not suggest you bring him in until you get to know him better. That has a possibility of ending badly.
TheBurntIce 5
Isn't commonplace to have a crazy family and even dafter reunions? Almost every person I know has some very amusing stories.
unknown_user5566 27
Aww, how sweet. I love family reunions.
Ajwc101 24
Did you rat him out to mom?
Ceejay1 13
help him
EliHak 0
Yeah, this shouldn't even be an fml, you found your brother OP, and you should be thankful for that.