Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, I got a message from a former very close friend (with benefits) after telling him this morning that I couldn't talk to him anymore because I felt pressured to conform to his expectations in a way that hurt me. He wanted to tell me he broke up with the girl he abandoned things with me for. I'm not responding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
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Sindyy 0
*you're *and *with a *it's *because *there's *shouldn't *nowadays *can't *you *wasn't *right You know, it really doesn't take much effort to type those properly. ^^
Asstazztic 8
Maybe ur just a bitch o_O lol
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Comments (143)
blastvortex 4
That's your opinion, OP. It obviously isn't his. You're going to probably have to agree to disagree. Whining about it isn't necessarily going to get you what you want. To expect anything more isn't realistic. Also, breaking things off "over a Facebook message" would insinuate that a Facebook message was the reason he broke up with you. Saying "via [a] Facebook message" would make more sense.
Lando1Live 0
who gives a **** 109?
containsnosoy 0
You do enough to comment on it. ;)
containsnosoy 0
It's an on again off again relationship, I'm surprised you don't expect to be broken up in a shabby way the sixth, seventh, eighth break up. Idk, if someone disrespected me that much, I wouldn't put much thought into what they said. Maybe you should ask him next time you get back together. (or remember it and make a good decision of not dating him again..)
babybubz 0
well... clearly he has no balls. or maybe he's just kicked himself in them one too many times... you should thank him for doing you a favour and MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE! ..unless you enjoy being his 'backup girlfriend'.
Apotheosis5267 0
You must have been quite a bitch over 3 years tbh lol
cmccarthy05 0
it would have been funnier if he called you to say "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree"
TKDWill 13
Maybe I'm old school but when I was in junior high and high school even a breakup over the phone was considered the pussy way out.
slushpuppy123 0
It still is, its just that our "ladies men" are wimpy douchebags. And in reply to the actual FML, he let you down easy. He even said sorry!
onceuponapenis 0
that is ****** hilarious, maybe instead of "seeing him off and on" you should commit.
cytoloopy 1
your life sucks, but **** him. simple as that. he's an arsehole.
Cazly_420 0
YDI for having a facebook relationship! Losers.
hedgehogs 0
I think you have it in the wrong direction. HE is the one who deserves it.