Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the passport office lady asked, “You really wanna use THAT photo? Passports are valid for 10 years you know.” I thought it was a great photo of myself. FML
Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
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Easy_Target 0
There's another FML on this board somewhere about an English student asking his American teacher for a rubber...
choppedNskrewed 0
LOL i thought you meant condom!!
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tswizzle 0
Not to sound like a 'traitor', but I personally find Britain and it's vocabulary a lot more fun than the states xD
galt 13
It is :p
qwerty8788 4
yeah it also means eraser in Australia
fmlissoooooofked 0
wtf is a rubber if its not a condom
Kua_Mei 0
an eraser.
writergirl69 0
son, you are number two. number five hasn't happened yet
deathgrowl6 0
hah, thats what I was thinking at first too.
gonzaval 0
lol
hanzoo 0
#41 it means eraser obviously
robinsn 0
35: There's a big difference between slang and actual vocabulary. Americans use rubber as slang for condom; you can't blame them for misreading it. If you talk about "a rubber" to an American, most of them will think you're talking about a condom. Brits have just as many slang terms.
kyliebear 15
Well, I read #5 comment and this is related to that comment. This user, this user went into the future! :)
yudothat 2
Favorited just for #2's comment.