Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the passport office lady asked, “You really wanna use THAT photo? Passports are valid for 10 years you know.” I thought it was a great photo of myself. FML
Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
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Easy_Target 0
There's another FML on this board somewhere about an English student asking his American teacher for a rubber...
choppedNskrewed 0
LOL i thought you meant condom!!
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schadenfreudeFTW 0
okay, i'm british and i thought that this was about a condom at first. too much american tv!
niki_fm 0
i hope you dont mean condom
galt 13
They mean eraser. We call erasers in Australia rubbers as well.
yoyos_fml 0
U HAVE UR PICTURE ON A CONDOM! thts not right when if ur boyfriend breaks up with u when r u evr gonna use it?
polico_wolf 0
its an "erasor"
tudor_fml 0
no it's an 'eraser'.
ElphabaLives 4
What the hell are you talking about? It took me a few minutes to realise what on Earth you were even talking about. Is America the only place in which rubber means condom? Because it sounds odd to me to always say 'eraser' rather than just call it a rubber. Because is rubs out things. It makes sense.
andieraimundo 0
Well an eraser also erases stuff.....DURDURDUR
itsLozz 0
excuse us brits, but you do call butts fannies ahahah
xsw33tyx101 0
LOOOL hahaha i agree 100%
its_me_123 0
totally agree with this one! feel sorry for OP though, since the Queen is about 80 :(
Okamigurl 16
Because it "fans" your farts! Lol
elliekinslurvsya 0
good thing i've read so many books from britain or i would have thought you meant condom too xD
jtaylor991 6
Whats so bad about that? I'd take that as a compliment except if the quen of england is ugly.
ItsNotAlwaysMe 0
She's not the best looker
jazzmin1997 16
You don't know how the queen of england looks like?
Fllyleaf 0
Hmm. Well I'm from Wales, meaning I'm British. So I wasn't confused at all. But I HAVE THAT RUBBER/ERASER (I got it from WHSmith :L:L) :D Luckily, that's never happened to me.. And I'm really sorry that you look like the Queen!
kimmaye 0
fyl
Vampire_princess 0
WTF?
redbluegreen 41
It's funny because almost everyone here thought you meant a condom. :D
djskidd 9
redbluegreen, why do I see you everywhere?