Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the passport office lady asked, “You really wanna use THAT photo? Passports are valid for 10 years you know.” I thought it was a great photo of myself. FML
Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
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Easy_Target 0
There's another FML on this board somewhere about an English student asking his American teacher for a rubber...
choppedNskrewed 0
LOL i thought you meant condom!!
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Comments (88)
grocky 0
How in the f*****g world is that a FML?
kagome3124 0
Because right now, the Queen of England is quite old and not that attractive. The girl in front of OP is practically saying "you look like an old lady."
Mauskau 36
jeez you people thinking they mean condom. when people say rubber in terms of class they normally mean eraser. but rubber rolls off the tongue better than eraser.
railfan_fml 0
no offense but the idea of him with his rubber - an American one, a condom - out in class and a girl looking at it is really funny.
bwinski 19
Britain sucks
Firesprite2009 0
How does Britain suck? Just because we have a different vocabulary? If that's your only complaint, then I'm afraid YOU suck. xx :]
hijueputa 0
@32 YOU suck, you sucker!!!!
nerdtastic 0
plus the OP is in France. fail.
quicksilver_fml 0
Ouch. That sucks. Maybe she meant it as a joke? I find it more amusing that almost everyone here thought you meant "rubber" as in "condom". I'm not British, but I didn't even think of the condom being a rubber rather than an erasor. I guess I'm just slow.
cosmorose 0
errr ignorant americans. if we hear band aid, or mom, or elevator, we know what your saying even though its AMERICAN vocabulary. you're all originally british, learn our vocab because we know yours.
GlambertGirl93 0
I'm sorry, but my ancestors came over from Ireland and Italy. Not on the Mayflower or with any of the other British. So no, not all Americans are orignailly British. Actually, I personally only know one. So who's the ignorant one now? Another thing.... I do know British voacbulary, just so you know (I read Harry Potter, after all)
cosmorose 0
ok i was with you up until the harry potter bit... WTF???!!! you actually think english people talk like harry potter?? anyone english who read that would crease up. that is ridiculous. dont get me wrong, i love harry potter, but seriously. no.
ElphabaLives 4
I agree. Watching the movies is sometimes a hilarious experience with their posh accents. :D
ooooooooooooh 4
39 America was a British colony. Your language and culture come from Britain…
ImTheAlpha 30
My ancestors are Danish, Russian, Irish, and Alaskan. I am not a british person.
actyankee 5
The problem here is that band aid, mom, and elevator aren't used in the British dialect to mean something else, whereas rubber does. And only the east coast was made up of British colonies. Much of the U.S. was owned by France and Spain before, and Alaska used to be owned by Russia. And I am not British by decent at all. English is the same, but there is an American dialect and a British dialect. They have only a few different words and spellings.
dixiefoxx 22
Yeah, and I'm German, Irish, Swedish, and Finnish, so I don't see any British in my bloodline... I'd say that you're the ignorant one
Mira Lux 26
My decedents are from Germany and Ireland. As a few said before me: We are not all British decedents.
MrFagHole 0
she is not british shes french
Menick47 0
Uh.. Hate to ruin your hopes of it being an eraser but.. "rubber" means condom...
barmyblonde 6
to those making 'rubber' / condom comments. Rubber is the american term for condom for all you 'tards making stupid "shes french not british" comments. NO ONE in the UK uses the term 'eraser'. Like wtf? Posh twats much?
wasted0087 0
To Americans... But it does mean eraser in Europe... Believe me, I'm in Germany and went to a German school before.