Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because my hands "must smell of meat". I'm a vegetarian. FML
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alaillama 14
OP here: just to say that a) it was a small lap dog, but very ferocious. The bus was very crowded so I was pressed up against the dog, holding my phone with one hand and the other by my side (it bit that one); b) I had washed my hands just 20 minutes before getting on the bus (in the LADIES toilets), so they must have smelled on soap or of nothing at all. I checked afterwards and I couldn't smell anything unusual; c) thankfully my stop was pretty close so it wasn't long before I could treat it Thanks for all your concerns in the comments! It's really nice to hear them- it's healing quickly and hopefully there won't be a scar :) xxx
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Soloman212 28
We all know why your hands smelled of meat you lonely perv.
Klima_fml 29
Sucks when people can't take responsibility of their own animals in situations like this, to them the pet is a saint and anything that happens is automatically the other persons fault, sorry OP!
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xluciferx666 21
I would have punted that dog out of the bus window
kilbridedoesfml 13
Why in the world would you be vegetarian. ( If it is for religious reasons I understand).
preacher151 5
Did you report it? Dog bites are reportable in the UK, and it's now a criminal act not to be in full control of a dog in public.
JayZen 6
Aren't we all just delicious sacks of meat?