Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because my hands "must smell of meat". I'm a vegetarian. FML
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alaillama 14
OP here: just to say that a) it was a small lap dog, but very ferocious. The bus was very crowded so I was pressed up against the dog, holding my phone with one hand and the other by my side (it bit that one); b) I had washed my hands just 20 minutes before getting on the bus (in the LADIES toilets), so they must have smelled on soap or of nothing at all. I checked afterwards and I couldn't smell anything unusual; c) thankfully my stop was pretty close so it wasn't long before I could treat it Thanks for all your concerns in the comments! It's really nice to hear them- it's healing quickly and hopefully there won't be a scar :) xxx
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Soloman212 28
We all know why your hands smelled of meat you lonely perv.
Klima_fml 29
Sucks when people can't take responsibility of their own animals in situations like this, to them the pet is a saint and anything that happens is automatically the other persons fault, sorry OP!
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SookyLala 13
did you try to pet the dog? if thats the case ydi, never approach a dog you dont know. if the dog sniffed you out, thats shit and is definitely his fault
lazygamer922 8
Take the nigga to court, you can have the doge put down or get some $$$
phreaker913 21
thats why it bit you. ydi
deathmec 20
Becoming a vegetarian sounds like a missed steak
JKPwnage 27
That's like saying, "Oh, you're wearing slutty clothes, you deserve to be raped."
neethukay 12
Oh yes, of course a 100% meat enthusiast ;p Pet owners like him ruin the name for all the rest
daemonsparta 16
"your hands smell of meat" ... my hands ARE meat.. we are all made of meat...meat and water
LilHottieInLove 25
sue them!!
alaillama 14
OP here: just to say that a) it was a small lap dog, but very ferocious. The bus was very crowded so I was pressed up against the dog, holding my phone with one hand and the other by my side (it bit that one); b) I had washed my hands just 20 minutes before getting on the bus (in the LADIES toilets), so they must have smelled on soap or of nothing at all. I checked afterwards and I couldn't smell anything unusual; c) thankfully my stop was pretty close so it wasn't long before I could treat it Thanks for all your concerns in the comments! It's really nice to hear them- it's healing quickly and hopefully there won't be a scar :) xxx
lovelockdown23 23
legit question. Is it really called ladies toilet Instead of ladies restroom? I'm in the U.S. so just wondering since you're from the U.K
Soloman212 28
How do you Brits fit inside the toilets? Are they bigger across the pond?
jimmayiscool 8
Penis