Work: Today, a customer stood in front of the deli counter where I... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By UniqueUserID - 01/08/2016 17:58 - United States - Dayton

Today, a customer stood in front of the deli counter where I work and watched me prepping food. I asked if she needed help and she said, "No." She then muttered that I am a stupid idiot and need to get a real job. When I said, "huh?" she smiled and told me to have a nice day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 483

You deserved it 27

Back to school: Courses and confusion
When the campus comes back to life, anecdotes abound between the lecture halls and student parties! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

exotica_realist 3

Tuesday 2 August 2016 10:26

Get a Real job eh, I mean does she think you're working for free? Sounds like you kept it professional so that shows you're more mature than her.

KaleTheVane 7

Tuesday 2 August 2016 20:31

*degrades lower wage worker for job, while requesting services from that worker* At least you know that no matter how bad you **** up, you'll never be as dumb as her.

Comments

exotica_realist 3

Tuesday 2 August 2016 10:26

Get a Real job eh, I mean does she think you're working for free? Sounds like you kept it professional so that shows you're more mature than her.

KaleTheVane 7

Tuesday 2 August 2016 20:31

*degrades lower wage worker for job, while requesting services from that worker* At least you know that no matter how bad you **** up, you'll never be as dumb as her.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Relatable Parents Instagram I need your advice Love Ghosting Social Media Weddings Kids Weird Crush Sexism Babysitter Swimming pool Gross Bodyshaming Students Teenagers Anxiety Mental health School Education Embarrassing Awkward Cleaning Family Football Sports Cheating

The Top

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 826

You deserved it 8 528

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 738

You deserved it 3 288

Random

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 072

You deserved it 6 953

Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 600

You deserved it 4 120

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 026

You deserved it 27 751

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 245

You deserved it 2 422

Today, according to my wife of 30 years, I'm finally old enough that I look, smell, sound and act like my father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 786

You deserved it 120

Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 410

You deserved it 458