Today, a co-worker described, in vivid detail in the middle of the office, how he dribbles after peeing, and often has a burning sensation. FML
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The comments are hilarious! The guy in question is in his 60's, and is one of those one-up anything you say type people who talks all day. I already avoid him at all costs, this is just more reason to. Not sure why it burns, but I would assume something isn't right down there, and it's not something to brag about to coworkers! I will be lysoling my desk on a daily basis!
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Welshite 40
You mean sharing pee-pee stories in the office isn't normal? I need to apologize to my co-workers.
melbournearsenal 18
I presume you must've been quite pissed off ;)
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Comments (71)
Cristian89 29
Sounds like someone has a STD lol
goliatron 9
Sounds like he needs to stop pissing in the middle of company basketball games.
WhiteCrimson 23
OP watch the dude like a hawk. You might not want to touch any surface he has touched. You might get a surprising illness called Hepatitis B. that sucks
Lee002 8
do you perhaps work at the Dunder-Mifflin Scranton branch? :)
worldclassrager 41
That's not healthy...he should get that checked out...and maybe see a psychologist if him saying things like this is normal...
llnursingll 10
burning sensation is not good, tell your coworker to get checked by their doctor.
peacejunior 12
Sharing is caring OP.
reymon8823 24
Gross.. But reminds me of a song by comedian Rodney Carrington.. I got this burning sensation when i pee lol
martin8337 36
How about Frank Zappa. "Why does it hurt when I pee?" From the album Joe's Garage Part I.
uglyluckgirl 8
Sounds like a UTI
Espolax 8
He probably should get that checked out