Today, a co-worker described, in vivid detail in the middle of the office, how he dribbles after peeing, and often has a burning sensation. FML
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The comments are hilarious! The guy in question is in his 60's, and is one of those one-up anything you say type people who talks all day. I already avoid him at all costs, this is just more reason to. Not sure why it burns, but I would assume something isn't right down there, and it's not something to brag about to coworkers! I will be lysoling my desk on a daily basis!
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Welshite 40
You mean sharing pee-pee stories in the office isn't normal? I need to apologize to my co-workers.
melbournearsenal 18
I presume you must've been quite pissed off ;)
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Comments (71)
michelleJ11 25
Make sure you let him know that isn't normal & he should probably get that checked out ... Sounds like an STD.
katties 27
Has he never heard about STD's and don't mind people knowing he has one?
alycion 39
An std isn't the only thing that can cause that though. But instead of describing it to a coworker, he should really be talking to his doc.
RedPillSucks 33
He's looking for free medical advice. *Yeah, you should definitely get that thing cut off*
katties 27
@42. Definitely. No penis, no problem. Sounds about right, eh? Half the world's population has no penis and they survive just fine.
Enslaved 38
"And I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you"
RedPillSucks 33
A hunk a hunk a burning love.
TheDrifter 24
Clap on, clap off, the clapper.
katties 27
Sounds like gonorrhea....
KociaQ 30
Don't be a dripper.
smithv171 17
ew. that's disgusting.
mybubbles2000 13
Oh great. Nothing more fascinating than someone you work with talking about the latest disease they picked up!
ifavela89 13
Did you tell him to stop his story. I don't think anyone wants to hear that, that's just too personal. he should be telling a doctor
NPN_Scorpio 16
"Don't tell us, tell your doctor! Now!"
jw90 18
Some things just aren't on a need to know basis.