Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother in law basically said I deserve my breast cancer, all because I declined to take part in one of her "March Against Cancer" events a while ago. I guess donating money to cancer research instead of going on a meaningless march really messed up my karma. FML
Today, the cashier asked if I wanted to donate $1 to help hungry children. I said, “Not today, thank you.” The man behind me loudly said, “Wow…” Now everyone thinks I hate children. I'm just that broke. FML
Today, I had to tell a bald cancer patient that no, having cancer did not entitle her to a 100% discount on coffee. I felt like a douche for saying it, but I work at a well known coffee franchise and I’m not losing my job because someone wants free coffee, no matter how ill they are. FML
Today, I’m hard of hearing and rely partly on lip-reading. At a grocery store, the cashier asked me something I didn’t quite catch, so I smiled and nodded. Apparently, she had asked if I wanted to donate to a charity, so I ended up donating a couple of bucks to a cause I still don’t know the name of. FML
Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom, when I saw a little pamphlet about a charity for abused children. I showed her and said I was going to donate a few dollars. She quickly said no, calling it a waste of money and muttering that the kids probably deserved it anyway. FML
Today, I had no money on me, so I asked my husband to put money in the cancer charity box for me. He grumbled about it, then realised he only had £10 notes, so he gave them a tenner but asked the lady if she could break open the sealed box to give him £9 in change. FML
Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML
Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML
Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML
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kdog333 1
that sucks! she should feel horrible now!
blu3r0s3th0rn4 7
She should have been slapped
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actingpickle09 3
The cashiers aren't supposed to say anything to you about not donating, so you could actually complain and get them fired. That was a jerk move on the cashiers part. Congrats on being a survivor though! That's wonderful to hear!
asherm 15
Congratulations on being a survivor!! Sorry you had to listen to the jerk, just ignore the ignorance and keep living your life to the fullest!
awesomesauce924 3
what an asshole
RinnyTop86 5
People shouldn't make those kinds of comments. You never know.
96CumminsCowboy 2
I would've shown my badge walked them outside away from cameras. Tased them a couple times. And then turned in said "wanna donate to the give a damn foundation. They are always needing something"
piff7 14
That's when you tell the cashier that your a survivor and then they feel bad for jumping to conclusions. Also congrats on beating out cancer! :)
sillyyanks 24
What an ignorant thing to say!! If the cashier has someone in her family who is a sufferer I think that only serves to make her more ignorant!
XxskyelovexX 13
People in this world are such assholes. Once a girl told me she hopes I die with cancer because I was wearing all black. Little did she know that at the time both my mom and grandma had pretty bad cancer and I was extremely upset. But congrats on surviving! I hope one day we won't have to worry about that awful 6 letter word and it will be easily cured
redhedsaysrawr 18
That's when you talk to their supervisor or manager and my only get then fired but get free stuff or discounts. Just be polite.
redhedsaysrawr 18
That's when you talk to their supervisor or manager and my only get then fired but get free stuff or discounts. Just be polite.