Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother in law basically said I deserve my breast cancer, all because I declined to take part in one of her "March Against Cancer" events a while ago. I guess donating money to cancer research instead of going on a meaningless march really messed up my karma. FML
Today, the cashier asked if I wanted to donate $1 to help hungry children. I said, “Not today, thank you.” The man behind me loudly said, “Wow…” Now everyone thinks I hate children. I'm just that broke. FML
Today, I had to tell a bald cancer patient that no, having cancer did not entitle her to a 100% discount on coffee. I felt like a douche for saying it, but I work at a well known coffee franchise and I’m not losing my job because someone wants free coffee, no matter how ill they are. FML
Today, I’m hard of hearing and rely partly on lip-reading. At a grocery store, the cashier asked me something I didn’t quite catch, so I smiled and nodded. Apparently, she had asked if I wanted to donate to a charity, so I ended up donating a couple of bucks to a cause I still don’t know the name of. FML
Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom, when I saw a little pamphlet about a charity for abused children. I showed her and said I was going to donate a few dollars. She quickly said no, calling it a waste of money and muttering that the kids probably deserved it anyway. FML
Today, I had no money on me, so I asked my husband to put money in the cancer charity box for me. He grumbled about it, then realised he only had £10 notes, so he gave them a tenner but asked the lady if she could break open the sealed box to give him £9 in change. FML
Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML
Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML
Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML
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kdog333 1
that sucks! she should feel horrible now!
blu3r0s3th0rn4 7
She should have been slapped
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llama612 27
If I was you I would have told the cashier how you're a 2 year survivor and then asked to speak to there manager to make a complaint. The cashier had no right to say that to you and what if it had been someone who had lost someone they loved to cancer but you know needed all there money for food or like you had already made a donation it is just plain insulting and someone like that should not be working in customer service.
geekstinkbreath 9
You've made your donations this month? I dunno, but I don't put a cap on how much I can donate each month. If I can afford to go out and go shopping for things, I can afford an extra dollar for a good cause.
timanddavelive 4
All the more reason to donate the dollar you cheap ass
eerin444 5
Well at least you're a survivor!
MTZ8590 4
"may I speak with your manager?" comes to mind.
trucker67 10
Congratulations on Being a Survivor - I'm a three time survivor and hear stupid comments all the time but I ignore all of them because just knowing I'm alive to see another day makes life seem totally amazing .
nightwishs 13
That's ******* disgusting what a stupid mole. Get the bitch fired
combatbunny 9
Why do strangers feel entitled to tell you what you should do? Don't feel bad OP. Even if you hadn't already donated, she has no right to tell you which charities you should support with your money.
mizteri 1
Should have told her that you were.
sbjess 8
you should have told her that...i understand that they have to ask for donations and that itself is a good thing. they shouldn't to make you feel bad if you don't