Today, I sent a forward to the ladies at my office. When I scrolled down I noticed my personal emails from my best friend were attached. They go into great detail about the sex I had last night, when I was planning on dumping my boyfriend, and that I suspected I had an anal fissure. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've been sending to her while she is away have been accessible by the whole family. FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
Today, I emailed a bunch of documents to a potential client, only to later realise later I'd also emailed them a folder of mine and my husband's very intimate photos. There’s things in there we only do when I’m very drunk, and am very embarrassed by. I’ve been ducking my bosses calls for two hours. FML
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Top comments
um_duh 0
YDI for being such an idiot. You are at work to work, not to chat to your friends about your sex life & stuff that you stick in your ass that leads to you injuring yourself...
drinkupgorgeous 0
Someone sounds like a *****.
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1OBSESSION 0
Forwarding emails suck big time. Sorry, you deserve it. When I think of people who forward emails, I think they have no life. Because they have to go down their contact list, click on everyone, and press send. There are better things to do with your time, and I know... Fmylife.com isn't one of it.
ditlihi 0
Anal fissure??? Ewww! Even for FML that's TMI.
graintrain 0
If this is true, you might just be on CNN by the end of the week. If not there, you'll be on snopes pretty soon
blalien 0
Well, I just learned about a new ass disease. So it's not all bad.
lonerftl 3
Lol wow...
PohTayToez 0
That's what you get for sending forwards.
alewiina 0
I think 11 was trying to respond to an FML right below this one. xD
FarSide 23
I hope one of them files a sexual harassment lawsuit. You just created a hostile environment and made everyone uncomfortable. That is what you get for using company property for your personal enjoyment.
wordgirl 0
Ewww girl, THAT'S gross. Lemme give you some words of wisdom : NO sex is worth hurting yourself for. Take it easy ; you have ONE anus. Doing that stuff unprotected can lead to anal cancer, just so you know.
Paula844 7
Yeah, I'm calling BS on this one.