Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
'Tis the season to be jolly, falalala lala la la
Today, my mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour, on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand why suicide rates sky rocket this time of year. FML
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orebes 3
My work plays Miley Cyrus Christmas songs. I work 8 hour shifts...
BountyBass 13
Tis the season
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Samisucide 1
Not cool dude not something to even joke about
Unbearable_fml 21
Not really something to joke about, but FYL.
LyricaSilvan 30
Or it could be because many people can't go home to their families, or have none to go home to. But, you know...being annoyed by Christmas music is a cool reason too...
bobsanction 18
Contrary to popular belief, suicide rates actually go down during the holidays. They peak in early Spring around Valentines Day.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
My mom has two of those clocks and has since I was in elementary school. They didn't bother me then and they don't bother me now. They're really not loud, so I'm not sure why you hate them so much.