Today, I was playing guitar on the sidewalk and had my guitar case open for tips. A man came up with a folded piece of green paper, smiled and walked away. After I was finished, I looked at my tips. I unfolded the paper, it was a note that said "You suck!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML
Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML
Today, as I was coming out of McDonald's, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn't until I got home later that I realized I'd accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML
Today, I was playing my guitar and singing on the street corner. I did earn money, when some guy threw a quarter out of his car window for me. It hit me in the face. I now have a circle shaped bruise under my eye. FML
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
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fail_fml 0
That's not really a tip. "You suck. Get lessons" would work.
RNorthlandLGB 0
Nobody disrespects Jesus..not on my watch (And if there are any of you who say my comment is completely irrelevant, than check the Username...and for those of you who think it's stupid, i don't care)
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Comments (115)
Audio828 2
Thanks for the wall of text #61
Gregiscool 0
why were you playing guitar on the street for money if you have a computer?
Gregiscool 0
why were you playing guitar on the street for money if you have a computer?
Phobic_fml 14
street performers are fking annoying, YDI
betterthanthou 0
I think you could have stopped after the first sentence and we would have gotten the gist of it. If you are playing guitar on a street for tips, then you obviously suck. Otherwise, someone would actually hire you to play somewhere.
theblueone4 0
aww. i'm sorry, that's rude :(
shistakev95 0
wait leme get this straight cuz i aint buyin this shittt u play guitar on the street for moneyy but u hav a computer??
KeithHarris 0
You might need to get lessons. I hear this game called Guitar Hero is great for that! Big 'L' for loser.
Endymion_fml 0
GET A JOB!
Endymion_fml 0
GET A JOB!