Today, I was playing guitar on the sidewalk and had my guitar case open for tips. A man came up with a folded piece of green paper, smiled and walked away. After I was finished, I looked at my tips. I unfolded the paper, it was a note that said "You suck!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML
Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML
Today, as I was coming out of McDonald's, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn't until I got home later that I realized I'd accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML
Today, I was playing my guitar and singing on the street corner. I did earn money, when some guy threw a quarter out of his car window for me. It hit me in the face. I now have a circle shaped bruise under my eye. FML
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
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fail_fml 0
That's not really a tip. "You suck. Get lessons" would work.
RNorthlandLGB 0
Nobody disrespects Jesus..not on my watch (And if there are any of you who say my comment is completely irrelevant, than check the Username...and for those of you who think it's stupid, i don't care)
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Comments (115)
RNorthlandLGB 0
Nobody disrespects Jesus..not on my watch (And if there are any of you who say my comment is completely irrelevant, than check the Username...and for those of you who think it's stupid, i don't care)
thesock339 0
religion is all a lie.
Heatstreak 0
lol well atleast he didnt say "i'll pay u to stop playing"
Cantabguy 0
Just consider it cowardly destructive criticism
rukusrazor 0
See, this is why no one should play "Freebird".
hootersgirl09 0
aha finally a true and original FML! That made me laugh :)
choppedNskrewed 0
lol, 12, maybe OP's name is Jesus? I know someone named Jesus. It's pronounced Hey-soos but it's spelled Jesus.
lil_ham1644 29
Yes, its a fairly common Hispanic name.
xstaticdelta 6
up wow? FYL
chapelsen 0
Heh. I actually know a guy names Jesus, who is Jewish, and his dad's a carpenter. I went to college with him.... Anyhow...to the OP...Don't get dishartened. Everyone has their own taste in music. If you are unsure after that note, ask some of your close friends/family that would be honest with you what they think of your playing. if they hesitate, it's time to get lessons.
piderman13 0
(: This is a good FML. Not sexual and yet still funny (: Overall win!
MKaiii 0
Lol lol lol lol awh :