Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML
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DeathofCareBear 21
Just because she's pretty does not mean you should let her cut in line.
Nexoux 18
Plot twist: the next time you see a pretty girl again, she lets you go on first and the only seat open is next to the same snoring old man.
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Comments (32)
avx_fml 8
YDI OP, sorry.
gobiteme2 34
People this is a “YDI” a lot of you are saying how nice it was of him to let her skip the line. I would be pretty mad if I had been waiting in line and some dude let a “cute” girl in line. I could understand if they were a couple already. I would be mad to know I missed a bus after standing in line because of this.
Astrum14 24
Well, to be fair, you would have missed the bus anyway. The girl got the ticket OP would have had, or OP would have gotten the last ticket.
elixaaaaa 13
Don't let your dick do your thinking for you
wiif3ystatus 7
Damn I would be so pissed ! Lmao
gintwinsmoore 20
ydi for pre-meditating a meeting with someone who probably didn't even want you sitting next to her for all you know. fhl
So_Uncool123 0
Ulterior motives rarely pan out. Next time be nice without expecting some sort of reward.
ShenaniganNinja 20
All he wanted to do was sit next to her so he could talk to her. But apparently he has ill intentions?!?! Who cares if he wanted to talk to her? Is doing something nice for someone as a means to try and talk to them bad? If that's so awful, how are men suppose to go about talking to women? Oh and lets not forget she would have missed the bus, but apparently he's an ass hole for simply wanting to talk to someone.
johnjingleheimer 13
at least chivalry isn't dead?
greengreengreen 13
You cannot stand buay?
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Yeah you deserve that one.
ClickClackClive 3
Thats what you get for trying to creep on someone who probably just wanted to go from one place to another without being pestered.
ShenaniganNinja 20
TIL finding a woman attractive and being nice to her so you can start a conversation is creepy. If being nice to initiate conversation is creepy, then just trying to talk to someone without first using a nice act to initiate conversation is practically an assault.