Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
Those things are creepy
Today, I woke up and screamed. My older sister had placed a Furby right by my face while I was asleep. This is a common occurrence. FML
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killuhand 12
are you sure its not sentient?
XxAnnie23xX 15
I don't blame you, those things are terrifying. Fyl.
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imchacon22 19
Buy a chucky doll or an it mask
PenguinBitch 44
The Furby wants you to think your sister placed it there, so you could turn against her and weaken your bond. This is a basic war strategy from the Furby race.
evan_7899 28
Indeed, there should be a furby tactics book so we can effectively end the furby rein of terror.
Wizardo 34
Don't blink and don't look away! They move when you do...
sonywebbie 6
Shit that is scary as ****
mjt123 7
Did it do anything to you?
olpally 33
Punch the furby next time and then throw it at her face.
perdix 31
Next time she falls asleep, dangle one of her boyfriend's used condoms in her face. That'll stop her shit pretty quick, I reckon.
ZomBgal 12
Even if I was awake, I would probably still scream at the sight of one of gose things. Furby's are creepy as all get out...
gaki_fml 8
I sincerely understand and sympathize with this horror OP. And when it finally comes down to it (and it will), the only way to kill it is by drowning it...or by fire, but water is less risky.
cdawgtate 9
Maybe she didn't