Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
Those things are creepy
Today, I woke up and screamed. My older sister had placed a Furby right by my face while I was asleep. This is a common occurrence. FML
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killuhand 12
are you sure its not sentient?
XxAnnie23xX 15
I don't blame you, those things are terrifying. Fyl.
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justtheotherguy 12
LMBO, ydi
killuhand 12
are you sure its not sentient?
bahamut357 16
Now that would be frightening O-o
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Next time, burn it.
\ 28
Those things gave me nightmares as a kid. I'd keep wondering "how the **** do these things know how long they've been sleeping?"
Ambient25 25
There's nothing scarier though than being a kid, having the furbee across the room on the desk, and then having it go off in the middle of the night by itself. Those things used to freak me out so bad.
skyttlz 32
My Blinkie did that. I remember it freezing while making some really annoying sound (so the sound looped).
Greenmarsh 31
That's scary
kumarina 35
Furby never forgets, his love is forever.... FOREVER!!
XxAnnie23xX 15
I don't blame you, those things are terrifying. Fyl.
Lrigglez 7
Yea reminds me of a gremlin!!!
Jordan_OL 10
They really are! And their eyes! Oh THE EYES! >.
slick5880 22
furbies = pure evil
kumarina 35
They freak me out a lot, I hate when in the middle of the nights it woke up and start making noises, I was waiting for a demmon to come out of it
BeRT2me 13
Do you not destroy them afterwards to protect yourself from their magic?
ItsAUnicorn 27
Furbys are ******* demons they sometimes make these screeching non-furby sounds and are even 'alive' without batteries...
sarah6786 14
Those demons always worked without batteries. I knew I wasn't going crazy when I was little, glad to know others shared the same experience as me.
MrsPegg 45
I had one as a child that I removed the batteries and threw outside, where it was under bushes for months. Then one day when I was doing yard work chores, I came across it and it started moving its mouth. The voice box was ruined so it didn't make noise, but I took a hammer to it and swore Id never have one ever again. I actually get heebie jeebies walking past the display at the store now that they're selling them again!
flashback.miss 28
place a clown doll to return the favour.
StompinOnCrayons 15
Or anything Mr Blobby related, commence the nightmares
thatonegirlnic 10
Whoever first invented those had a sick sense of humor
nchic01 17
put her hand in warm water while she's sleeping, that'll teach her!
BountyBass 13
so cruel
awkwardloveannie 28
the furby will just take her hand out
mackdeezy 22
Are you furreal? Oh wait, wrong toy.
bahamut357 16
Was it one of the new ones? With the screens for eyes, or one of the old ones that had plastic eyes and blink? The older ones were a little freaky.
Lemurcat 12
I find them both equally creepy. The new ones just look and move creepy and the old ones would cuss at me. (right out of the box too!)
bahamut357 16
Omg it cussed you out?! That is too funny. I could never manage to teach my old one to say anything.
Meettitan 14
Furbies would not cuss, in fact it is a common misconception that furbies repeated what was said to them, which is simply not true. The NSA even banned them from their headquarters in fear of deluging secrets. The truth is furbies come with a dictionary of words to use and they are 'unlocked' with use of the furbie. The more you know.
Mr_retardo 8
The newer ones aren't very creepy. Actually they are. The ones that are all crazy colored will talk to each other. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to hearing them talking to eachother..
worldclassrager 41
I would have screamed too...those things are creepy!